I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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