soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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