Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
tell me about the eggs
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