in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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