Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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