Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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