now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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