sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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