No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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