My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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