i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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