now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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