you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Still dying that you shit outside
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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