yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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