You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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