I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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