My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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