Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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