there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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