are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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