weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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