Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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