when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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