THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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