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I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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