just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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