this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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