Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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