ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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