you guys were way drunker than both of me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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