we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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