question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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