Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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