sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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