It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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