i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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