I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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