You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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