My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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