Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
His nipple licking is glorious
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