i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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