Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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