i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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