week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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