We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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