It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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