this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I need moral support for this bender
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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