ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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