i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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