yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize